a masterpost of niall cluelessly offending people
Zayn getting cosy with Niall x
SOB YES NIALL AND HIS MARRIED COUPLES!!!!!!!!!! god how he becomes close to both people, usually starts with being friends with (OR LONG TIME ADMIRERS OF :’333) the husbands, then swoops in charms and gets special PREFERENTIAL treatment from the ladies
totally teams up with and steals the women away while becoming a second wifey himself. DEMANDS PROPER HOME VISITS SENDS THEM TO THE DOGHOUSE WHEN HE’S NOT TAKEN OUT ON HIS DUE DATES!!!!
(MUST BE SICK OF BEING SENT TO THE DOG HOUSE BY THE IRISH I’M SCREAMING. it’s a hard life ben. just look at those irish. so beautiful. so smug. so completely capable of wrecking your whole life.)
ideally, and let’s face it in reality, niall ends up being pampered by both parties, totally babied and spoiled and brought gifts :’)))
sigh how niall worms his ways into their hearts and homes (AND CLEARLY MARRIAGES) is such a wonderful beautiful thing (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Niall with a fan at Ellie Goulding’s show 09.03.14